We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that...– Joseph Campbell (via elige)
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
volvata: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
emorexia: jesus died for your sins not tragedies
localfoxes: spookycrackss: nutella-boy: if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends where’re where’re’re
I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and...– Jenna, Waitress (via dontgiveup-x)
frowl: first 50 to reblog list of randoms mbf frowl
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.